Happy Cranberries + Holiday Darwin Awards + I Love Melinda Dillon December 24, 2012Posted by FCM in entertainment, pop culture, thats random.
Tags: a christmas story, close encounters of the third kind, cranberry salad, melinda dillon, moonshiners
this isnt late for christmas — its early for new years. goes better with leftovers IMO but you can really eat it anytime. i just made some just now. and yes, i am a little drunk.
for HAPPY CRANBERRIES you will need:
fresh or frozen raspberries
small box black cherry or raspberry jello
white wine or champagne
note that ALL INGREDIENTS ARE TO TASTE. i dont use recipes unless i absolutely have to. for this one, my mother makes it every year and i know what its supposed to look, smell and taste like. which is GOOD. not bitter. so do that. it will be good. and you will be happy!
first, mix white wine or champagne with orange juice. drink. (ETA: do not add orange juice and white wine to the cranberry recipe! its for the cook to drink — if you add it to the recipe it will never set up right. thanks mary. i told you i was a little drunk!)
now. in food processor (or pioneer-woman style — use a knife) chop separately and put into large bowl:
2 celery stalks; about a cup of walnuts; about 2 cups raspberries; 1/4 whole orange, including peel, minus seeds.
chop about 3 cups fresh cranberries and put into separate bowl with about 1/2 cup sugar. set aside for about 20 minutes to let the sugar do its thang.
boil 2 cups red wine; dissolve jello in wine.
mix everything together and put in fridge. let it thicken as much as you want to, then eat. yum!
now, i have to tell you that i think 2 cups of wine is probably too much due to the water in the other ingredients and i am wondering if its going to set up right. perhaps i shouldve only used a cup? who knows. if i made this more than once a year perhaps i would remember how to do it properly, gains from specialization and all that. at any rate, i am drinking white wine and orange juice while im waiting. we have a roast beef in the oven, red potatoes boiling, and fresh asparagus waiting in the wings. 24-hours of “a christmas story” is an hour and a half away. linda radfem is making hilarious fun of the MRAs. have a great holiday yall.
holiday darwin awards (aka. the “Y” chromosome in action):
i love melinda dillon:
“mommy’s little piggie” scene from “a christmas story” here:
“close encounters of the third kind” watch entire film here:
enjoy! comments open. see you in 2013!
Hate Song December 3, 2012Posted by FCM in entertainment, liberal dickwads, PIV, pop culture, thats random.
Tags: bruno mars, just the way you are, love songs, music, PIV
when you talk, i basically tell you to shut up, or wish you would. youre young and beautiful now, but you wont always be. fortunately for me, you cannot move through the world anonymously even if you wanted to, and thinking about other men threatening your safety gives me a boner.
i want you to consent to PIV with me, when PIV is a hateful act which others you and pathologizes your female reproductive biology. to help me fulfill my agenda, i am trying to confuse you with hateful reversals. is it working? also, its probably better (for me) if you dont think about what will happen if you say no.
look, something shiny!
more on PIV here.